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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ.
Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room.
Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
Bringing back Long Ziti for another round because it’s just too funny
you need to understand that i have two sets of headcanons. there’s the set of realistic headcanons based on my genuine reading of the show, and then there’s me playing pretend with my dolls.
Tonight I learned that my wife @dr-brittbritt has invented a different version of having hundreds of tabs open in a browser, which is keeping hundreds of her favorite posts in her Tumblr drafts so she can easily find them. Because she can’t just reblog them since she never tags anything. We’re currently reliving Bechloe posts from 2015. Truly magical what bisexuality + ADHD can create.
There were also several Faberry fanfic master posts when I scrolled back far enough
I need recommendations for housecat enrichment for absurdly smart cats because local pet stores are giving me goddamned nothing to work with here
”how about a tunnel? Have you tried a laser pointer? What about a puzzle ball? Or a catnip toy”
He can get into the top cupboard of my pantry and unzip my backpack, he’s mastered every puzzle I’ve bought him, and catnip doesn’t do shit. He opened my fridge at 2 in the morning and carried a solid pound of treats in a plastic container up a flight of stairs into my bedroom.
This little unit is is actively chewing the silicone ‘leaves’ off of his wet food slow feeder to get to the food. I tried filling it with dry food and he just rips the suction cups off the tile and scatters kibble on the floor to get to it faster.
And you are offering me crinkly pom-poms
Best housecat enrichment? A second housecat.
Also safe time outside (catio, harness+ leash, etc) and access to unobstructed windows.
I remember finding this movie boring the first time I watched it. It was slightly less boring this time, but I still wouldn’t rate it particularly high. It’s not bad, mind you, just kind of boring and kind of forgettable.
+ bonus: Detective Dobson… what can I say? We didn’t get to speak nearly as much as I ever would have liked, but I heard more about you than anyone ever could. And you sound heroic. The kind of guy that I could have worshipped as a child and an adolescent. Well into my 20’s.
